What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 05:11

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
From Russia With Love
You Only Live Twice
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Moonraker
Have you ever been forced to dress like a girl?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Why do black people prefer thick, curvy women?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Octopussy
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Do you find Anushka Sen attractive?
-”Ah so!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-J W Pepper
-All the bad guys are black.
Live and Let Die
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Goldfinger